what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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