Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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