Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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