my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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