He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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