she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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