she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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