I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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