If that was your dad, he is hot
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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