is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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