This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You're like the curious george of whores
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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