Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Are my feet made of real feet?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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