I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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