I cannot find my penis.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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