Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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