UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Send help, water and tortillas.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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