WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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