CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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