dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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