My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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