there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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