Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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