Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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