Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just had sex on a roof
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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