You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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