But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I have demons in me.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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