Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Randomize
