Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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