I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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