I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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