But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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