he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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