plz talk dirty to me
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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