Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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