your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
