quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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