She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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