What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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