im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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