come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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