i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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