Will you blow on my dice?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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