who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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