apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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