We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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