S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I did not marry a roomba.
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