Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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