Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
third nipple confirmed
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
