I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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