So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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